Avukat ve sarisin / Blonde and the lawyer
by Nazan Saatci ve Dostlari on Sunday, February 19, 2012 at 5:55pm ·
Avukat ve sarisin
Bir uçakta cingoz bir avukat ile sarisin aptal gorunuslu bir hanim yanyana oturuyorlar. Avukat hem hanimla yakinlasmak hem de hoşca vakit gecirmek icin bir oyun teklif ediyor. Kabul gorunce oyunu anlatiyor
-Size bir soru soracagım, cevabi bilemezseniz bana 5 dolar vereceksiniz, sonra siz soracaksınız bilemezsem ben size 50 dolar verecegim. Ve ilk soruyu soruyor: -Ay ile dunya arasindaki uzaklik ne kadardir? Kadin tek soz soylemeden cantasindan 5 dolar cikarip adama uzatiyor Soru sorma sirasi sarisina geliyor: -Tepeye 3 ayakla tirmanip 4 ayakla asagi inen sey nedir? Adam dakikalarca dusunuyor yanıtı bulamiyor. Cüzdanindan 50 dolar cikarip kadina uzatiyor. Kadin parayi kibarca alip cantasina koyarken avukat merakla soruyor -Cevap ne peki ?
Kadin tek kelime etmeden cantasini aciyor ve 5 dolari uzatiyor
Blonde and the lawyer
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5.00, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.00. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5
Bir uçakta cingoz bir avukat ile sarisin aptal gorunuslu bir hanim yanyana oturuyorlar. Avukat hem hanimla yakinlasmak hem de hoşca vakit gecirmek icin bir oyun teklif ediyor. Kabul gorunce oyunu anlatiyor
-Size bir soru soracagım, cevabi bilemezseniz bana 5 dolar vereceksiniz, sonra siz soracaksınız bilemezsem ben size 50 dolar verecegim. Ve ilk soruyu soruyor: -Ay ile dunya arasindaki uzaklik ne kadardir? Kadin tek soz soylemeden cantasindan 5 dolar cikarip adama uzatiyor Soru sorma sirasi sarisina geliyor: -Tepeye 3 ayakla tirmanip 4 ayakla asagi inen sey nedir? Adam dakikalarca dusunuyor yanıtı bulamiyor. Cüzdanindan 50 dolar cikarip kadina uzatiyor. Kadin parayi kibarca alip cantasina koyarken avukat merakla soruyor -Cevap ne peki ?
Kadin tek kelime etmeden cantasini aciyor ve 5 dolari uzatiyor
Blonde and the lawyer
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5.00, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.00. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5
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